ctsucks:

Do you think the guy who puts the tobacco into philly blunts knows he has the most pointless job ever?

news is way to negative now a days.. instead of “pack of wolves kills Texas teen” why not ” Texas teenager helps feed pack of hungry wolves”

thetemperamentalgoat:

Been there, done that. Cried and screamed and yelled for weeks. Yeah, WEEKS.

 me too.

I tripped over the dog while jogging… Awesome.

Oh heeeeeeey

this surprised me.

Dinner time. My diet is similar to that of an Elf..

Velma Mae kicks my ass every time we go jogging. That dog can go for what seems to be hours, but is actually 3 reggae songs, a ludacris song and some hands up over my head wheezing action while some cars slow down to laugh at me…

The fan feels so good after a walk with Mommy.